Thank God For Benjamin

Benjamin Netanyahu (Israel's prime minister-designate for you liberals) is currently fighting to establish a new Israeli government that would exclude any power sharing arrangement with the passive, liberal, Tzipi Livni. Is it me or is Tzipi actually Chastity Bono in some kind of weird, angry, lesbian time warp? Nevermind. For the sake of Israel (and the United States), let us hope Benjamin is successful in keeping this woman away from the grown up table. Tzipi represents the same liberal, passive and misguided ideas witnessed under outgoing PM, Ehud Olmert's (aka, Elmer Fudd) disastrous imitation of The Peanut Farmer; the appeasement of terrorists . Tzipi for example, believes in the Utopian concept of creating a "peaceful" Palestinian state, whereas Netenyahu believes in creating a peaceful Palestinian lake.

You see folks, Benjamin, like most sane people, understands that Muslims have absolutely no desire what-so-ever for peace with non-Muslims. Their message is very clear: convert or die. Liberals are incapable of accepting this harsh reality which leads to endless cycles of bloody attacks perpetuated by Muslims followed by liberal-orchestrated cease-fires for the sake of "talk and negotiation" (a futile exercise which translates to concessions for Muslim terrorists in exhange for nothing - except of course, more attacks in the future). Muslims welcome these Kum Bah Yah sessions as they allow for precious time to re-arm and plan their next attack - a vicious cycle we have endured for the past fifty years. Oh, that's right, I forgot. It's America's fault Muslims possess a sub-human culture, are vicious savages who treat their women like animals, strap bombs onto their children, decapitate non-believers on camera, and devote themselves to a religion of hatred and death. My bad.

Should Netanyahu prove successful in preventing Livni from obtaining any significant political power, the long over-due bombing of Iran's nuclear sites should commence shortly. It's time for "Pig-Pen" (Peanuts character for you liberals) to be provided the same education President Bush afforded Saddam Hussein (well, 10 years and 17 UN resolutions later). That is what Liberals refer to as a "rush to war". Another thing Liberals choose to forget is that "regime change" in Iraq was official U.S. policy - a policy put in place by "the Schlickmeister". Ah, how conveniently we forget huh, my liberal friends? Of course, Clinton took no action on his policy; it took a Republican President to do that. I digress... Now that America finds itself once again afflicted with a liberal sitting in the Oval Office, Israel will have to take matters into their own hands. How will Russia react? China? Things could escalate and become very dangerous. Do not be alarmed. Should the world suddenly find itself on the brink of war, the "Messiah" will ascend from the heavens (teleprompter in hand) to calm the planet with his majestic words of nothingness.