Global Ignorance

Liberals are ignorant creatures who form their beliefs based on emotion; how they "feel". You will seldom hear a Liberal preface a statement with "I think", but rather, "I feel". Liberals possess grandiose, wonderful, Utopian ideas and "feelings". The only problem is that every Liberal idea lacks three very important components: fact, logic and reason. This minor oversight however, impedes a Liberal in no way, shape or form. The only factor of importance in the Liberal "mindset" is not whether or not their idea is rational, based in fact or reasonable but rather if it makes them "feel" good.

For me, engaging a Liberal in debate (about anything) is sport. Granted, it's an easy sport, but fun, none-the-less. Take for example the issue of gun control. Just bring up this subject with a Liberal friend, sit back, and allow them to go off into their insane rant. Then, when they have finally ran out of breath, ask them this question: So, you wouldn't mind me placing this sign in your front yard that reads "Gun Free Home", correct? At this point you will see that famous deer in the headlights look Liberals get when confronted with the dubious task of defending their insane position. It's great entertainment. Okay, so I am easily entertained.

Moving on. We have this "issue" of man-made, "Global Warming". However, since the insanity of this particular Liberal concept is increasingly being exposed, Internet inventor, and inspiration for the movie, Love Story has rushed to replace the "global warming" label with the new and improved "climate change" mantra. Ah, much better "Oliver". This way America and capitalism can be blamed, regardless of the direction Earth's cyclical temperature variations take. How "convenient". You might be interested to know that back in the 70's, our Leftist climate geniuses were screaming at the top of their collective lungs about the impending Ice Age, which ironically enough coincided with the emerging warming cycle that actually occurred. Oops.

Never-the-less, I am sure Liberals have it right this time. I mean even a Liberal is bound to be correct once in their life, right? Hell, if a broken clock can do it twice a day, surely a Liberal can pull it off once in a lifetime, no? Okay, let's pretend we have just subjected ourselves to listening to Al's "Inconvenient Truth". Now, I am not going to sit here and pick apart every single, lie and distortion Al makes in his comedic debut - I mean documentary. It's all been done repeatedly and besides, it would just bore you at this point. Therefore, I will share with you how I enjoy a brief discussion on "Global Warming" with my Liberal friends. Yeah right, like I have Liberal friends!

After your Liberal friend has concluded his/her convincing lecture on how mankind (Americans in particular) are causing the planet Earth to heat at a catastrophic rate (you know, SUV's, cow farts, light bulbs; you know the drill), hand your Liberal friend a piece of paper and a pencil (it must be a pencil as Liberals require the ability to erase). Now, ask your friend how long he/she believes the planet Earth has been in existence. Most scientists place the Earth at or around 4.5 billion years old. However, for your friend's benefit, go ahead and give them a billion or 2 either way. It will show your compassionate side and make you "feel" better.

Then, ask your friend about their education (in a friendly manner of course). "Bob", you did graduate high school or possibly even go to college didn't you? Okay, you can skip this part if you want, afterall I'm just an asshole. Ask your friend to draw a horizontal line on the paper that represents 4.5 billion years (or whatever age they suspect the Earth to be). Now, confirm that your friend understands mankind has only been documenting Earth's temperatures for the past 100 years. Hopefully, this will be acknowledged without argument. If not, you will have to spend a moment proving it. Next, ask your friend to draw another horizontal line, underneath the one representing the age of Earth, only this line shall proportionally represent the span of 100 years in relation to the line representing 4.5 billion years above it (roughly speaking, a dot). At this point you should begin to once again see that famous deer in the headlights look Liberals get whenever confronted with fact, logic and reason.

Now, if your friend has not already wadded up the paper and called you a Nazi; and you had asked the educational question prior to the exercise (as I humbly suggested), you then ask your Liberal friend if he took any courses in Statistics. It really doesn't matter, you would just get that look again anyway. Simply ask your friend if he/she actually believes the data contained in the "100 year" line (dot) is sufficient to conclude (without debate) that the planet Earth (which has experienced climatic cycles for millions of years - due to solar activity) is now suddenly warming at a catastrophic rate solely due to mankind (and cow farts). It's just fun to watch a Liberal who has just been confronted with fact, logic and reason still muster the ability to look you in the eye and say, "of course"!

Do any of you have a Liberal issue you would like to see presented here?