To all of you "Hope and Change and Yes We Can" myrmidons:
So, the stock market has plummeted 3000 points since The Messiah was elected. So, the number of unemployed is ascending rapidly. So, government is taking over the banking system and is poised to do the same with health care. So, terrorists and dictators around the world are licking their chops at the prospect of another ignorant Liberal (who for all we know is a Muslim himself) sitting in the Oval Office. So, the peanut farmer is relieved to know he may live long enough to pass the torch of the worst President in American history (ironically to a President engaging the same policies Jimmy implemented, though multiplied by 1000 %). So be it.
This country (well, half of it) is in desperate need of an enema. There is no better way to give it one than the FULL dose of Liberalism currently flowing through the tube. Unfortunately, things will have to get so bad even ignorant people (Liberals) get it. And this means the current political perfect storm will have to get Katrina bad because Liberals are a very very ignorant bunch. Should the country survive the current assault on Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness, Reagan Conservatism will rise from the ashes and Liberalism will be dead for generations to come. And if we don't survive? See ya, bye, it's been fun.
However, before we can put on a fresh pair of tighty whities following the impending enema facing our nation , the so-called "compassionate Conservatives" (Liberals with an "R" after their name) must be flushed along with their Liberal Democrat comrades. The John McCains and Arlen Specters of the Republican Party must be purged from the bowels of the GOP. Any "Republican" politician who speaks of bipartisanship, "crossing the isle" or "working with Democrats" and possesses a history of voting for Liberal policies must be viewed as the Grim Reaper they are. We are at war from within folks and victory must be decisive. And unfortunately, obtaining political power is the only cause Liberals consider worthy of war.
Sound familiar?
Scared yet?
You should be.
The Barking Frog
Author: Matt
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